PSA #4-6

4. When making a train transfer, please pay attention both to the platform AND the exact departure time. Or else, friend, you will realize in a few stops that you are not headed to Paris as planned.

5. If you ARE taking the scenic route, it would be convenient if there is also a national train strike going. Because: you will fit in with your confusion; It is unlikely someone will ask for your ticket; Being extremely late is now in fashion.

6. In such cases it is advisable that you purchase a baguette sandwich as soon as possible, to heighten your enjoyment of "the ride."